Like a sandwich, with meat and cheese in the middle. And sometimes a vegetable or two. I can order one for you to try if you like, and if you don't like it, you don't have to finish it.
[ she will eat it.... ]
[ also there's only one chair so she will let him sit in it. rip ]
[ Hm??? He doesn't like that for some reason, so he makes up his mind to finish a burger. Charlie is not a trash bin... He takes the cat-shaped burger, peering at it since it's new to him, and eats it. He takes a while to decide while eating, but then he realizes that Charlie isn't sitting with him.
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After swallowing: ]
You can sit on the table. And this burger isn't so bad.
When Charlie says that, Adolphe gets off the chair and gestures with his hand for her to sit in it. It's either you sit on the table or this chair, girl. ]
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... I'm not the type to cause property damage unless it's necessary.
[ He's thinking like. police break-ins and stuff. ]
I'm fine. There are others who need you more than I do.
[ He states it like a fact, because he's banking on the chance that it's true. ]
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[ she is so sincere despite talking to him for a total of 10 seconds ]
Oh no, please don't think that like. I love to help everyone, and if you need help, then... I would be happy to do what I can.
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[ Sorry to Charlie and Charlie only, but Adolphe is not well-versed socially, even after death. ]
It's not really something people can do, as it's something already happened. So... I have to make peace with it eventually.
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It sounds like you're already starting to make peace with it.
What if we did something to take your mind off of it? Like getting a bite to eat?
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[ Guy has never seen an oreo in his life. ]
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[ He looks ready to follow. Lead the way, Charlie!! ]
What does that place have anyway?
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Everything you can think of! I think a better question is, what do you like to eat?
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[ Sorry to Charlie but he won't take that hand... ]
I saw those inflated sandwiches. Are those any good?
[ They are called burgers. ]
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Do you mean burgers? Yes, they're very tasty! Especially if you like meat and cheese. They can be greasy, though. Depending on how they're made.
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Are they usually greasy?
[ He'll just think people are lazy about making them if they are. ]
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[ they are at the animal cafe now, she opens the door for him like the gentleman she is ]
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...
Anyway, animal cafe. Honestly, he's expecting to be wowed. ]
I guess burgers are usually made of meat and cheese then?
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[ she will eat it.... ]
[ also there's only one chair so she will let him sit in it. rip ]
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[ Sure, why not? He might as well try new things while he's here! And it doesn't sound so bad. ]
It seems wasteful to not finish it, so... I'll finish it.
[ Maybe. ]
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[ orders a burger for him.... it comes as a kawaii cat or something i don't know ]
Here you go.
[ she crouches at the table so as to replicate sitting ]
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After swallowing: ]
You can sit on the table. And this burger isn't so bad.
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[ but she looks happy that he likes it. orders herself some pancakes ]
On the table? Like, where the food is?
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When Charlie says that, Adolphe gets off the chair and gestures with his hand for her to sit in it. It's either you sit on the table or this chair, girl. ]
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[ but she will sit if he insists ]
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I don't mind standing either, so I guess we're at a standstill.
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How was your burger, Adolphe?
[ her pancakes arrive yayyyy ]
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It's your turn to sit.
[ He will not be taking the chair back after anyway. ]
The burger is... new. We don't usually put these things in sandwiches. I can tell why it could get greasy too. Still, it's not bad.
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Humans come up with all sorts of interesting ideas for food, it's really fascinating. Would you like to try some of my pancakes?
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[ Adolphe raises both eyebrows. ]
You're not human?
[ That's probably obvious, but like. C'mon Adolphe. No one is wearing costumes here. ]
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