[ Hm??? He doesn't like that for some reason, so he makes up his mind to finish a burger. Charlie is not a trash bin... He takes the cat-shaped burger, peering at it since it's new to him, and eats it. He takes a while to decide while eating, but then he realizes that Charlie isn't sitting with him.
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After swallowing: ]
You can sit on the table. And this burger isn't so bad.
When Charlie says that, Adolphe gets off the chair and gestures with his hand for her to sit in it. It's either you sit on the table or this chair, girl. ]
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[ Sure, why not? He might as well try new things while he's here! And it doesn't sound so bad. ]
It seems wasteful to not finish it, so... I'll finish it.
[ Maybe. ]
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[ orders a burger for him.... it comes as a kawaii cat or something i don't know ]
Here you go.
[ she crouches at the table so as to replicate sitting ]
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...
After swallowing: ]
You can sit on the table. And this burger isn't so bad.
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[ but she looks happy that he likes it. orders herself some pancakes ]
On the table? Like, where the food is?
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When Charlie says that, Adolphe gets off the chair and gestures with his hand for her to sit in it. It's either you sit on the table or this chair, girl. ]
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[ but she will sit if he insists ]
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I don't mind standing either, so I guess we're at a standstill.
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How was your burger, Adolphe?
[ her pancakes arrive yayyyy ]
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It's your turn to sit.
[ He will not be taking the chair back after anyway. ]
The burger is... new. We don't usually put these things in sandwiches. I can tell why it could get greasy too. Still, it's not bad.
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Humans come up with all sorts of interesting ideas for food, it's really fascinating. Would you like to try some of my pancakes?
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[ Adolphe raises both eyebrows. ]
You're not human?
[ That's probably obvious, but like. C'mon Adolphe. No one is wearing costumes here. ]
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I'm not. I'm a demon.
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A demon.
[ He replies, flatly. ]
Really?
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[ (not reflected in my icons) ]
.... Yes? From Hell.
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Is it full of people like you? That's not what I expected...
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[ aka she's the only nice one ]
They're more of... an acquired taste. But deep down, they're good people.
[ okei ]
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Adolphe closes his eyes in thought, thinking it over. ]
Only good people when you familiarize with them, then. Got it.
[ he was totally thinking about scien ]
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[ they're actually worse than scien. terrible ]
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... With?
[ This very much sounds like a "take me out" prompt with "with assassination" vs "a date". ]
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[ yeah he would hate them hell is all douchebags and charlie is the only nice one ]
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looks back at charlie ]
Has anyone told you about sugarcoating things.
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.... Um. Maybe a little.
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A little?
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[ He's not telling her to be blunt like him, but like... keep it to believable levels, girl. ]
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