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[chrysanths]

THIS ENTIRE POST HAS HEAVY VIRCHE SPOILERS

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[faithkept]

Most people say they aren't hungry until they have the first bite.

[And then they realize that they are in fact super fuckin hungry after 9 hours of using their brains intensely. SO HE WILL TURN AND LEAD THE WAY... to the cafe... Time to get some cute bear curry.]

It really was a rather difficult day, though...

[chrysanths]

[ BEAR CURRY!!! I'm so very keen on that but Adolphe is not as enthusiastic. It's fine though. ]

Mm.

[ He sighs, not thinking it'll happen again. ]

I want to sleep a lot...

[faithkept]

[ADOLPHE!!!!! FIGHTS HIM FOR HIS SHARE OF BEAR CURRY. ME, AKI.

What a mood, though. that's also me aki, but it's Lucas as well this time. He too wishes to take a nap. But he'll reach up to pat Adolphe's shoulder as they walk, huffing out a little laugh.]

No one would blame you in the least if you decided to stay asleep for a while.

[chrysanths]

[ Adolphe grumbles a little, but he appreciates shoulder pat. ]

I barely did anything though...

[ It almost sounds like a whine. Bless being tipsy. ]

[faithkept]

Just being there and enduring the pressures of the day is more than enough reason to rest, my dear.

[SWEET WHINY ADOLPHE... Once they're at the cafe he'll order something for the both of them. Bear curry. Also more water. Also some hot tea.]

[chrysanths]

[ Lucas is the best... he rests his head on the table for a few moments before lifting it back up. ]

... you always make me feel better. I'm thankful.

[ But also, you're a king gaslighter. He doesn't know the term but he's starting to understand it. ]

Even if you lie to me.

[faithkept]

[SWEET ADOLPHE... He'll arrange things on the table so they're all in easy reach, and gently pat his head once he rests it on the table.

The statement makes him laugh, though... HE TRULY IS A KING GASLIGHTER.]

Do I? [HE CONTINUES TO GASLIGHT.] Oh, my... Surely not? Though I do admit I may tease you a bit too much.

[chrysanths]

Someone said that I'm fun to tease.

[ He looks at Lucas suspiciously!! ]

I bet you two would be great friends.

[ mumble grumble sulkily eating the curry ]

[faithkept]

[HELP NOT THE SULKY CURRY EATING. He just reaches out to pat Adolphe's head again!!]

Do you think so? Maybe I would agree... Or I might have to scold them for teasing my student too much.

[chrysanths]

I don't see why you can't do both.

[ hmph... he'll accept head pats if they're from Lucas and only Lucas. ]

[faithkept]

[The joys of teacher privilege!!]

You aren't worried that we'll work together to tease you even more?

[chrysanths]

[ Adolphe seems to think about it for a while and...

...

... makes a Face. ]

Please don't team up with Elysia.

[faithkept]

[This makes another conversation he has next week so much funnier.

But for now, his expression just lights up! There is some obvious amusement there...]

Oh! Elysia? No, no - I would never do such a thing, and certainly not to you, my dear.

[OF COURSE!!]

[chrysanths]

[ The biggest (x) doubt face Adolphe has ever made in his fuckin life ]

[faithkept]

Oh, don't give me that look...

[HE'S JUST A LIL GUY.]

[chrysanths]

[ OKAY MR BOURREAU ]

I'll try to mentally prepare myself for that day...

[ He will be undefended anyway. ]

[faithkept]

[WHO IS THAT....... NO ONE HERE.......]

I think we're both kinder than that. [They are not.] So don't worry about it and eat up for now, alright?

[chrysanths]

[ The fact that Lucas still has Adolphe's respect despite knowing... Anyway, adolphe just keeps making an indignant face until he resumes eating his curry. ]

How do you feel about the whole thing though... it doesn't feel like what everyone depicted heaven to be. It feels like we just participated in some spectator sport.

[faithkept]

[GRIPS YOU BY THE HEAD LIKE A GRAPE

i know though what the fuck i hate it here. ADOLPHE!!!! I GUESS THIS WILL BE A NONISSUE SOON ENOUGH SINCE ADOLPHE'S GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!! Lucas just looks faintly discomforted at the question.]

It does rather feel like that, doesn't it... This is just one of apparent many afterlives, though, so that could explain the difference...? ...Though even then, it really isn't Heaven-like at all.

[chrysanths]

[ He will still respect him despite dying twice this man is fuckin loyal ]

Only one of them...? It really feels like I took a nap and woke up in a different place instead of actually dying...

[ That's jamjar for you ]

[faithkept]

[STOP BEING LOYAL.]

It's a very strange transition, isn't it...? I wonder if it's different for other afterlives.

[chrysanths]

[ no!!!!! ]

Are there really that many...? I don't want to think about it.

[ slightly tipsy drunk ramblings ]

[faithkept]

[Reaching out to ruffle his hair...]

Then don't think about it, dear. Think about how lovely the moon looks tonight instead.

[chrysanths]

The moon...

[ He looks up. ]

... There's no moon.

[ It's the fucking Cafe ceiling ]

[faithkept]

[Gently plants a hand on top of Adolphe's head and directs it so that he can see the moon through the cafe window.]