uruha / turboheaven

[chrysanths]

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w0, saturday

[chrysanths]

[ Adolphe is at the convenience store, looking at the products and the items meant for consumption. He has never seen an oreo cookie in his life. ]

These instant noodles aren't quite instant...

[ He finds himself disappointed with this cup ramen as he's waiting for it to be ready. ]

[kumeyuri]

[uruha is stuffing a perhaps oddly large amount of snacks into a bag, but.]

... Ah, yeah. They take a few minutes.

[chrysanths]

Is three minutes instant—

[ He looks up to see the bag... and a large amount of snacks that are going inside it. Um. ]

... Are you hoarding?

[kumeyuri]

[grabs a bag of chips]

I get the impression my roommate likes to eat.

[chrysanths]

... Who is it?

[ So he can take notes on weirdos in this godforsaken place. ]

[kumeyuri]

Saber? Small, was probably seen waving those toys we got. [a shrug] We don't exactly have furniture, so might as well make use of our room space.

[chrysanths]

... Excuse me, what did you say the name was?

[ Saber? Like the sword he's got right now?? ]

[kumeyuri]

Saber.

[chrysanths]

... Why?

[ Adolphe you can't just ASK people why their names are like that ]

w1 tuesday

[kumeyuri]

[at the christmas tree...... round 2]

More presents...?

[chrysanths]

[ me: do virches celebrate christmas
artist of game: (draws happy holidays art with the virches)
me: thank you this tells me nothing ]

What's inside them?

[ :wary: ]

[kumeyuri]

[help]

You didn't open one yesterday?

[chrysanths]

Why would I open boxes that just appear out of nowhere?

[ stranger danger logic ]

[kumeyuri]

[DEFENSIVELY BECAUSE HE'S FEELING JUDGED]

Curiosity?

[chrysanths]

N...o.

[ He gets it, but also. Yeah, he's judging a little. ]

[kumeyuri]

... Anyway, it didn't explode or anything, for your reference.

[chrysanths]

I can tell.

[ He says almost flatly since Uruha looks well!!! ]

What's inside them though?

w7 monday

[chrysanths]

[ tosses them into the void idk where they are

Anyway, Uruha will come across a reddish brown wolf plush on the ground. There is a mysterious force that compels him (somewhat, never forced. think of it like the weekly rules) to be aggressive to it (whether physically or some other way). ]

[kumeyuri]

[




HELLO? picks it up and squishes it in his hands ig.]

[chrysanths]

[ The compelling continues. Be aggressive! To this plush!! squish me harder daddy

Meanwhile, Adolphe just appears out of nowhere and falls on the ground on his back not that far away. Ow... ]

[kumeyuri]

[i don't like how you put that so uruha's going to stop.







also because adolphe??? uruha tosses this plush to the side and runs over to adolphe.]

What the—!?

[chrysanths]

[ Success!

Adolphe groans and stands back up. This doesn't seem to be like his day, if ever. ]

Uruha...?

[ He seems fine otherwise though. The plush continues to radiate aggro in an attempt to draw Uruha back to it. can't even beat up a plush toy i see how it is ]

[kumeyuri]

[WHAT IS THIS PLUSH.]

Where did you even come from!?

[chrysanths]

[ It is trying to draw aggro from Uruha so bad. The plush doesn't talk, but the vibes it gives off is basically the equivalent of what I put in the text in order to try and goad people. ]

I'm trying to test something, but I can't seem to get it right.

[ you're so weak that i'm better at swords than you and i don't even have hands ]

[kumeyuri]

What are you trying to test? [points at the plush] What is that!?